xmasclub:

all i want is attention but only from certain people

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

What was Jesus’ stance on self defence? If someone slaps your arse cheek, let them slap the other? I dunno, I had a weird bible.
Daniel Hardcastle (via nerdcubedoutofcontext)

lethalic:

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend. 

(Source: humorbaby)

Tear gas

torisoulphoenix:

avoidgettingread:

Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed.  When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.

BOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!

I never fucking said that
God, Buddha, Gandhi, The Dali Llama, Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, Oscar Wilde, Sylvia Plath and everyone else probably (via thebatty)

(Source: heavemyheart)

arcana21:

s-tu:

s-tu:

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

i need this framed on my wall

H